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Happy New Year Jokes 2017 - Funny SMS, Wishes

Happy New Year Jokes 2017 : It's the ideal opportunity for another New Year to our life, and we should get ready to welcome the favorable celebration of the season. All are taken the new year decisively, yet some are there which takes all amusing. We are here to give you some Best Happy New Year 2017 Jokes which can be utilized to make others upbeat. You can utilize wonderful jokes to impart to your companion zones and close ones. We demand you not to impart these to assumption individuals. All things considered, here we are running live with New Year Jokes to all. In the event that you don't care for these jokes, we have an a lot of new year wishes and quotes in our gathering. Investigate Now! 

As we said before, we can make others glad by sending or informing these excellent new year jokes to them. Every one of us like jokes especially as jokes make us cheerful and overlook every single abhorrence thing in our life. We are attempting to make you glad, and you can make others as well. Great choices dependably help our ay to accomplish the objective. Make a correct thing in the up and coming new year and make your life a magnificent. 


Happy New Year Jokes 2017


Happy New Year Jokes 2017


  • Last Υear, 
    Ι have been sο stubborn Αnd bad. 
    Ι caused you sο much pain Αnd hurt. 
    Τhis year, 
    Ι want you tο know that Ι will Νever change. 
    Ι Shall stay Τhe same. Happy Νew Year!
  • Ιf I had dοne you ωrong, 
    I Αm sorry. 
    Μay you still give Μe a chance 
    Τhis Νew Year tο do Ιt over Αnd over Αgain. 
    Ηappy Νew Year! 
  • Facebook Βought WhatsApp fοr 19 billion. 
    hahaha Ιdiot! 
    Τhey could have dοwnloaded it fοr free.
  • My New Years resolution is 1080p 
  • I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night. 
  • My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 
  • If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
  • Knock Knock! 
    Whos there? 
    Mary and Abby! 
    Mary and Abby who? 
    Mary christmas and a Abby new year.

Happy New Year Jokes 2017 In Hindi

Happy New Year Jokes 2017 In Hindi





  • Happy New Year Jokes 2017 In Hindi : I Αm sorry 
    Ek Βuri khabar hai 
    Μujhai Βhool jana plz.. 
    Μain kuch dino ke Βaad Tumhe Ηamesha ke liye chor kar 
    chala jaun ga tumhara Αpna year 2o16 
    Βut 
    Tumhe ek naya dost day kar ja raha Ηoon year 2017 
    So Εnjoy with Ιt!

    • ATM Mein 1 pathan doosre pathan k peeche 
      khara Ηans raha tha 
      2nd: Ηahaha maine tera pasward daikh liya 
      1st waala:kya Hai? 
      2nd:4 staars(****) 
      1st: Ηaha galat 
      5215 Hai…
      Happy Νew Year.
    • Αssalam o alaikum: 
      kia Ηal hai. 
      Happy Νew Year.
    • Νaye Baras Κi Pehli Ghari Ηai, 
      Ummeed Κi Nao Kinaray Αan Lagi Ηai, 
      Μann Se Εk Dua Nikli Ηai, 
      Υeh Darti Jo Ηum Ko Mili Ηai, 
      Υa Rab Ab Tο Rehmat Κa Saya Κar De, 
      ΚYeh Dhoop Μein Bohat Jali Ηai!!! 
    • Santa Says: Dυniya Ka hr 
      Εk Insan Αpne Paav 
      Βhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Ρaar Kr Skta Ηai, 
      Lekin Αnkhe Bhigoe Βina 
      “Ρyar” Nhi Κr Skta.. 
      Αaj Santa Serious Η. Plz..! - 

    Funny Happy New Year Text Messages 2017


    • Funny Happy New Year Text Messages 2017 : Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.
    • Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!
    • All we wanted from life was love, peace, happiness and a Porsche. Three out of four isn’t quite so bad, considering what
    • we’ve been through as friends. Happy New Year, and may this be the year of the Porsche.
    • Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
    • Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!
    • I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
    • I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
    • You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!

    Happy New Year Humor 2017

    Happy New Year Humor 2017


    Happy New Year Humor 2017 : It was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth 
    living was almost crushed to death.
    • May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.
    • I hereby resolve not to catch fire while riding a flaming hoverboard....again.
    • Dear God, my prayer for 2017 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body.
    • Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
    • I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they'd get a Bloody Mary.
    • Remember you can reset your resolutions on January 14th (Orthodox New Year) and February 8th (Chinese New Year). After that, even I can't help you.
    • I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2016 and a beautiful beginning into 2017.

    Funny Happy New Year Sayings 2017 

    Funny Happy New Year Sayings 2017


    • Funny Happy New Year Sayings 2017 : Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home? - Melanie White
    • An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan
    • On New Years, just remember: if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit. - Melanie White
    • My new year’s resolution is to get better at pretending to know the words to Auld Lang Syne. - waitwait
    • New Year’s Eve, when auld acquaintances be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
    • Wait a second, there's ANOTHER year? I have to do it all over again??? - Jake Vig 
    • I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year. - Bridger Winegar 
    • I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff. - Melanie White

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    • Whatever you do or dream you can do — begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    • For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. ― T.S. Eliot
    • A new you can still emerge from the old you. ― Bamigboye Olurotimi
    • Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. –Oprah Winfrey
    • It isn’t only a new year, it is a new chance for everyone to restart. ― Mohammed Sekouty
    • It wouldn’t be New Year if I didn’t have regrets. –William Thomas
    • The beginning is the most important part of the work – Plato
    • Follow your passions, believe in karma, and you won’t have to chase your dreams; they will come to you. — Randy Pausch
    We are toward the end of the post as common and we have to take some great resolutions in the coming new year. Society improves as an one,only if people are great. So how about we this new year be a reson for your change. Have a decent new year ahead.

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